Courses For Men

Once again, the female staff will be offering courses 
to men of all marital status. Please note the names of
some courses have been changed. Attendance in at 
least 10 of the following courses is mandatory. 

1. Combatting stupidity 
2. You can do housework too 
3. PMS - Learning when to keep your mouth shut 
4. How to fill an icetray 
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas - Give us MONEY 
6. Understanding the female response to coming home drunk at 4:00 am 
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (Formerly: Don't wash my silks) 
8. Parenting - No, it doesn't end with conception 
9. Get a life - Learn to cook 
10. How NOT to act like an asshole when you're obviously WRONG 
11. Spelling - Even you can get it right 
12. Understanding you financial incompetence 
13. YOU - The weaker sex 
14. Reasons to give flowers 
15. How to stay awake after sex (Formerly: How NOT to peter out) 
16. Why it's unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the washroom 
17. Garbage - Getting it to the curb 
18. #101 - You CAN fall asleep without it - If you really try
    #202 - The morning dilemma (Formerly: If it's "awake", Take a shower) 
19. I'll wear it if I damn well please 
20. How to put the lid down (Formerly: No, It's not a bidet) 
21. The weekend and sports are NOT synonymous 
22. Give me a break (Formerly: We know your excuses are bullshit) 
23. How to go shopping with your mate without getting lost 
24. THE REMOTE CONTROL - Overcoming your dependancy 
25. Romanticism - Other ideas besides sex 
26. . Helpful postural hits for couch potatoes 
27. Mother-in-laws - They are people too 
28. How NOT to act younger than your children 
29. You too can be a Designated Driver 
30. Male bonding - Leaving your friends at home 
31. Honest, You don't look like Mel Gibson, Especially when naked 
32. Changing your underwear - It really works 
33. The attainable goal - Omitting @#$%^&* from your vocabulary 
34. Fluffing the blanket after farting is not necessary